Witchy Draven

I swear my daughter is trying to put me into labor before tuesday... First she took her clothes off down to her diaper, she pooped and then proceeded to put her hand down the back and smear it up and all over her, so we went and had a bath... At that time i noticed something coming out of her nose... Thought it was a boogie so i grabbed it, nope it was paper towel or something... I am like great, i can feel my stress level going up... So we finish with the bath i dry her hair get her jammies on and take her into her room put on a movie and put her down so i can look up her nose to see a big wad of something in the back... I then notice in her bed a dried up wet wipe with pieces torn off... So now i know what is up there... I dont know how many times i tried to grab it but i just couldnt get it... And i had no thin tweezers... So after much frustration hubby and i get into the car and head to the er, which is a 75 dollar visit... we get there and the parking lot has many cars all ready... We go in tell them that she has something up her nose they tell us to take a seat and then we just sit and wait... Lots of people in and out... Then one guy with chest pains so he went in, we still havent had anyone get our info etc... Then two to three ambulances came in... We knew we were never getting in there... So we decided to leave we would keep an eye on her nose and come back in the morning if we had to... We decided since in town might as well hit the market and pick up a few things they had on sale... One thing i wanted was jar sauce that was 10 for 10 bucks... Its good for quickie things and you cant beat a dollar a jar... We got a few other things too including babys pretzel rods that she just loves... We took a spin down hba isle and i looked at the tweezers they had these thin slightly pointed ones... So i figured what the hell... So baby fell asleep on the way home we let her get comfy in bed and go deeper into sleep, hubby very carefully with tweezers went up her nose and got the wad of wet wipe out of her nose... So instead of 75 buck, we spent a few bucks in gas and i think 4.99 for the tweezers... I swear i am going to make a mask for her nose that prevents her from sticking things up there.....